Best Regards, Tortured Bohemian

Aren't you tired of writing nice, normal emails? Don't you just want to go apeshit?

Well, now you can! "Best regards, Tortured Bohemian" is meant to be a guide for all who wish to add a certain je-ne-sais-quoi to their business inquiries.

Don't tell your boss you're sick and can't come in today, declare that you have been caught in the throes of an insurmountable malady and will require their patience and understanding -- lest they wish to bring disgrace upon themselves and the enterprise they steward.

Contains: A modular, color-coded set of building blocks for the most hingéd of emails, letters, missives, telegrams, carrier pigeon notes, roommate post-its, etc.

Coming soon: Print Version; Even More Detailed Building Blocks.

Co-written with the magnificent Jack Glym!